Scel's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tag Attack]

Beautiful

Some might find it too easy, but for the laptop player, it's the perfect mix of challenge and ease. It's an absolute pleasure to play, and its graphics don't get boring to look at.

I love it, and give it a full 10/10 and 5/5.

[Hurry up bob!!!]

A bit tricky, but very fun

I see nothing wrong with this addictive little platformer. =)
10/10, 5/5.

[Line Runner 2]

Adequacy

It played, and I beat most of it. It's rough and controls like a dead cat strapped to a frisbee. But the graphics are pretty entertaining and they work out to your advantage. So... good enough game, I suppose. Just not my taste.

6/10, 3/5.

[F*ck This Game]

Fuck you.

I said "FUCK THIS GAME and simply started ignoring it. I know full well what just happened in that you raped me and made me play your silly game to fruition, not by making a game I can win, but by making a game to register a very specific reaction. And you won, you bastard. Congratulations. I hate this game. I want very badly to give you a 5, but you get two additional points for making me obey you.

7/10, 4/5.

[Sleepy.]

Quite good

Just two big complaints.

1- it can be a trial of patience to wait for a block to stop whining so you can get rid of it.

2- it gets to be absurdly delicate in the last couple levels. I'm on level 14 and I just can't win. At that point, it's all luck and wankery.

[Super Mario BP Oil Spill]

Not bad.

Personal opinions aside, I can say this is a fairly well-crafted game. A bit tricky for me- but that's personal ineptitude, not the game's fault. My issue with this game is its limited nature- simply rehashing the same challenge with seemingly random hole arrangements. It gets a bit trickier each time, I guess, but this kind of game needs something more detailed than that. Maybe I'm just complaining. But this seemed merely... good. Not great. So I'll give a fairly average review of a 7/10 and a 4/5.

Sorry... I just don't feel I can rate this higher when it's merely decent.

[One Chance]

Holy shit.

This was... sinisterly brilliant. Emotionally crushing. Possibly more potent than any other game I've played before.

The lack of replay was a bold choice on your part, and finding myself dead and alone in the laboratory was a slightly horrific conclusion that I saw coming from a mile off. It truly is ONE CHANCE, and I fully support it- even though I really want to see if another outcome would even be possible.

10/10, 5/5.

[endeavor]

Still not done!

I've pumped probably 3 continual hours into this game, and I'm still not done with the main quest. I think I'm close, but I really don't know for sure. It's definitely not for everyone, but everyone should try it, as it's truly a marvel to play through.

10/10, 5/5

[Why this?]

I rarely give 0 stars.

This "game" is slow, uninteresting, and its cut-to-black monologues are a trial in patience and not wanting to put my walking stick through the screen.

I suppose it might be said that the point of this tosh was to mock shitty games that try to be artsy- but there are a lot of artsy games that really are great because they have a deep message to them. Some are light and whimsical. Some are genuinely grim or sad examinations of the psyche.

Personally, I want to believe that this is satire. But I have a hard time with that. Even if that was your intention, it remain that your game is a fucking painful mess- it's not deep, clever, or entertaining. It makes me want to kick a puppy to death for the sake of some actual emotion rather than this sellout bullshit I'm feeling right now.

So whether or not this was meant to be a parody of the artsy games, this has been widely deemed by the public to be useless. It currently has a 1.81 out of 5, and considering for a moment your recent string of bad reviews, I suspect that will go lower as time goes on. I'm certainly not contributing to its survival.

0/5, 0/10.

[Gravinaytor]

Clone or not, very fun

I'm not going to judge this on whether or not it's inspired by the other or whatever. I judge by its own merits. I'll let others rape your soul if need be.
Fun game.
That's about it.
It's very addictive and it plays nicely.